In solemn remembrance, we gather today to mourn the loss of two irreplaceable companions: the orange Soma Wolverine, affectionately known as The Pumpkin, and the steadfast Surly Straggler. These two beloved bicycles were more than mere modes of transportation; they were the trusted steeds that faithfully carried their rider to work day after day.
The Pumpkin, resplendent in its vibrant orange hue, brought a ray of sunshine to the daily commute. With its sturdy frame and dependable components, it tackled every road and weather condition with unwavering resilience. The Surly Straggler, a true workhorse, stood as a symbol of reliability and endurance. Together, these two wheels bore witness to countless early mornings and late evenings, weaving through traffic and conquering the miles with unwavering dedication.
Though cruelly snatched away by thieves, their legacy lives on in the hearts of those who treasured their presence. Let us cherish the memories of The Pumpkin and the Surly Straggler as we mourn their loss and bid them a fond farewell. May their stolen wheels find peace, and may their rider find solace in the enduring spirit of these remarkable companions.
(The above obit written by ChatGPT (in Jun 2023). Pumpkin and Surly were stolen off the back porch in the middle of the night. I even have video of the perp walking them away. But gotta admit at least some blame goes to me – they were both left unlocked. Lesson learned.)
